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If Smoking Is So Bad, Why Does It Cure Salmon? Funny Otter Card

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A hilarious wildlife-inspired parody design featuring a smug otter floating in the water with a cigarette and a ridiculous piece of logic: "If smoking is so bad, why does it cure salmon?" Perfect for fans of absurd humor, otter memes, animal jokes, fishing humor, and internet-style sarcasm. Great gift for outdoors lovers, anglers, and anyone who appreciates darkly funny, intentionally nonsensical comedy.

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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