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If Smoking Is So Bad, Why Does It Cure Salmon? Funny Otter Hoodie

$35

Color: Creme

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A hilarious wildlife-inspired parody design featuring a smug otter floating in the water with a cigarette and a ridiculous piece of logic: "If smoking is so bad, why does it cure salmon?" Perfect for fans of absurd humor, otter memes, animal jokes, fishing humor, and internet-style sarcasm. Great gift for outdoors lovers, anglers, and anyone who appreciates darkly funny, intentionally nonsensical comedy.

Cotton/Poly fleece blend. Super warm and cozy fleece lining with an adjustable hood and banded cuffs to keep in the heat.

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